Exqseme
Operation: Sigma Founder
Number of posts : 220
Age : 37
Location : Narre Warren, Victoria, Australia
Registration date : 2008-12-27
 |  Subject: And another one :D  Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:08 am | |
| Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada’
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,
'Fill it with water. | |
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scythe
Operation: Sigma - 2nd Bravo Squad
Number of posts : 77
Age : 30
Location : California, USA
Registration date : 2009-01-06
| | Subject: Re: And another one :D Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:13 am | |
| omg,  that was pretty funny man i got to tell you. nice one  | |
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Xyanide
Operation: Sigma - 3rd Charlie Squad
Number of posts : 46
Age : 33
Location : Australia, Sunshine Coast
Registration date : 2008-12-27
| | Subject: Re: And another one :D Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| Haha didn't see that one coming! Sick burn!  | |
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aMaRyJaNe BlaZe
Operation: Sigma Administration
Number of posts : 64
Age : 50
Location : PERTH, AUSTRALIA
Registration date : 2009-01-05
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KKSLAYER
Operation: Sigma - 1st Alpha Squad
Number of posts : 28
Age : 31
Location : AUS~NSW
Registration date : 2009-05-14
| | Subject: Re: And another one :D Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| "Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
White Trash Biker are all walking together one day."
...... Why ? | |
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